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mdemko

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"The criteria is a 1-2 paragraph essay on why you think our child should be named after you lol. And yes we are serious about that. Post entry's in this thread."

What does "one paragraph" qualify as? Like 3-4 sentences? Does it need a strong topic and concluding sentence(s) with at least 3 well written supporting details in the middle? 

I need details sir.

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As everyone in the modern world with the name will have already known, the name Devin is one of the highest and most prestigious of honors to have. To be named Devin, you will have the upmost respect of the peasants in the world who's parents didn't love them enough to call them Devin. Everywhere your child goes, she will instantly be the most badass motherlover in the room and/or area. With the name Devin, your child will automatically intimidate and/or eliminate any potential bullies that she may encounter during elementary, middle, and high school. Being given the name Devin will also insure that your child is always the center of entertainment, because she will have undeniable amounts of talent. Your child will also be able to persue any career she wants with ease, because employers will see the name of Devin on their resume and instantly say yes. Your child will also automatically come with the preloaded nickname of Double D if she so desires to chose to have one. According to recent studies by Harvard and other Ivy League professors, having the nickname "Double D" is known around the world to be "cool as poo" and "dope as love".

 

 

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Me, because I'm the coolest motherlover on this side of the Virginia border.

 

 

 

 

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I was never good in English (and I still am not).

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