Sergeant Politeness Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 If I had a penny every time some argument over something stupid came on here I could pay off my student debt ^sobbing intensifies^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdemko Posted July 27, 2016 Share Posted July 27, 2016 Two gay guys are in an apartment and it catches on fire. Who gets out first? The one one in front because his sh*t's already packed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Colineri Posted August 9, 2016 Share Posted August 9, 2016 Troll: Hey @TheCincinnatiZoo, do you guys allow smoking in the zoo? Zoo: @Troll, no, we do not allow any smoking within the limits of the zoo. Troll: @TheCincinnatiZoo, I thought you allowed smoking in the gorilla cage because you smoked my nigga Harambe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swegliner849 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 Metallica guys will understand this one lmao James Hetfield goes to the market. Vendor: What credit card will you pay with sir? James: MASTER! MASTER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyboy335 Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 NASA's official drink as of 1986: 7up, on the rocks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Brammer Posted January 31, 2017 Share Posted January 31, 2017 How do you make a blonde like you? give them Starbucks and sex. How do you get a blonde not to like you? Math. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkelly Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 What do you call a music stand that does good deeds? An up-standing citizen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero_mass Posted June 12, 2017 Author Share Posted June 12, 2017 When did we get to see Jim Koehler act wild and crazy? When he was on Speed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ABgamerX Posted June 12, 2017 Share Posted June 12, 2017 Why should you bring an extra pair of pants when you play golf? In case you get a hole in one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 What's the longest bridge in the world? The Bay Bridge Cause it connects Fairyland to Africa 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Frank Posted June 13, 2017 Share Posted June 13, 2017 Why can't gays drive over 68? Because they blow a rod at 69. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zero_mass Posted June 13, 2017 Author Share Posted June 13, 2017 23 hours ago, ABgamerX said: Why should you bring an extra pair of pants when you play golf? In case you get a hole in one. I would crap my pants if I got a hole-in-one too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyboy335 Posted June 14, 2017 Share Posted June 14, 2017 my life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Filthy Frank Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh[censored] from anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Spoingus Posted July 26, 2017 Share Posted July 26, 2017 What do you get when an Asian and a Mexican have a baby? A car thief that can't drive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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