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2014 NFL Season Discussion Thread


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- The Redskins will go 10-6

- The name still won't get changed

- Liberals go crazy because they didn't get their daily blood from feminists

- Roger Goodell is a cum guzzler

 

Oh yeah and I forgot to mention Alfred Morris won't get enough carries for the 3rd straight season because Jay Gruden is in love with RG3.

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- Richard Sherman will get a season ending injury cause of 2 things.

1. His additude

2. He's on the cover of Madden 15. MADDEN CURSE!!!!!!

- 49ers win it all

- Roger Goodell will still think he's the emperor of the world

- Liberals will cheer that teams whose states have legalized pot

-  Ray Rice will get arrested again for punching a lesbian in a hotel parking lot

- Michael Sam will be just a backup and not do much and that includes with his boyfriend

- Seattle's fanbase "The 12th Man" will still be the overcaffinated, weed-smoking version of the Black Hole Raiders Fans

- Russell Wilson will still be a class act

- Joseph Fauria will dance around like a fool

- Donte Whitner will change his last name to Hitner

And finally, since NFL recognized Michael Sam as being gay,

- NFL will FINALLY recognize all of the athletes with intellectual disabilities like AJ Green, Patrick Peterson, and Chris Culliver who btw are ABSOLUTE BEASTS and in doing so, next season, NFL will scout in the Special Olympics for athletes.

There's my predictions.

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So Saints just won, that is good. Roger Goodell still sucks. I think Drew Brees may only have 2 years left in him after his small injury in camp. I hate the new extra point kick thing where it is moved back to the 15 yard line. Hopefully a good year for the Saints.

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