Helvigster Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan H. Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 If I had a penny for every time Donald Trump said something stupid, I'd have a small loan of a million dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenbutt453 Posted June 28, 2016 Share Posted June 28, 2016 what happened when wrecking crew fliped? he became wreck-ing crew! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan H. Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 A man walks into a doughnut shop and another man says to him: Hey, want me to show you a wheelie cool place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bkelly Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB The KGB wh- THE KGB WILL ASK THE QUESTIONS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomed User Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 GUY 1: "Two Japanese guys walk into a bar The first one says 'I'm Japanese!' The second one says 'I'm also Japanese!' The bartender says 'So am I!' The bar was in Japan." GUY 2: "That must explain why they all speak English." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tyrannos Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 hey gurl you like pokemon? cuz i wanna pikachu! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chickenbutt453 Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 Heres a GOOOD joke: My life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edy Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 My wallet 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doomed User Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 My existence. eat that shet mofos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helvigster Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 (only hockey fans will get this joke) A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is a New Jersey Devils fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they were Devils fans, too. Not really knowing what a Devils fan was, but wanting to be like their teacher, hands explode into the air. There is, however, one exception. A girl named Mary has not gone along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be different. "Because I'm not a Devils fan." "Then," asks the teacher, "what are you?" "Why I'm proud to be a Philadelphia Flyers fan.", boasts the little girl. The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Mary why she is a Flyers fan. "Well, My Dad and Mom are Flyers fans, and I'm a Flyers fan, too!" The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she says loudly. "What if your mom was an idiot, and your dad was an idiot , what would you be then?" A pause, and a smile. "Then," says Mary, "I'd be a Devils fan." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 If I had a penny for every lie that Hillary Clinton told, I'd be worth 10 billion dollars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Colineri Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 5 minutes ago, Tylinater said: If I had a penny for every lie that Hillary Clinton told, I'd be worth 10 billion dollars. How about we not start a political debate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mark Colineri said: How about we not start a political debate. In that case, you might wanna take a look at the post that's 2nd from the top on this page and tell him the same thing you told me. Then everything will be fine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark Colineri Posted July 26, 2016 Share Posted July 26, 2016 9 minutes ago, Tylinater said: In that case, you might wanna take a look at the post that's 2nd from the top on this page and tell him the same thing you told me. Then everything will be fine. I saw yours because I looked at the thread when you posted it, so I said something. We aren't getting into an argument, just leave it be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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