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Two gay guys are in an apartment and it catches on fire. Who gets out first? 

 

 

 

The one one in front because his sh*t's already packed. 

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Troll: Hey @TheCincinnatiZoo, do you guys allow smoking in the zoo?

Zoo: @Troll, no, we do not allow any smoking within the limits of the zoo.

Troll: @TheCincinnatiZoo, I thought you allowed smoking in the gorilla cage because you smoked my nigga Harambe.

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Metallica guys will understand this one lmao

James Hetfield goes to the market.

Vendor: What credit card will you pay with sir?

James: MASTER! MASTER!

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23 hours ago, ABgamerX said:

Why should you bring an extra pair of pants when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one.

I would crap my pants if I got a hole-in-one too.

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