Max-D-Dude Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 In completing an English project I am doing on Tom Meents, I was required to construct a David Letterman style "Top 10" list. You guy's think this is "A" worthy? "Top 10 Reasons Why Tom Meents is ONLY an 8 Time World Champion. #10.) He has to get a Pat-Down from the TSA before every “take-offâ€. #9.) Went too big; landed at home. #8.) “Obama-care†doesn’t cover huge air. #7.) Every time he lands Haiti needs more money. #6.) Karma. #5.) Overload of Physics’ Capabilities. #4.) FELD Motorsports. #3.) He was gonna’ double down… but he got high. #2.) Accidentally flipping everybody off in mid-air. And #1.) He is just that freakin’ awesome." Try to make your own Monster Jam Top 10, you just might amuse yourself. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsterjamrulz Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Damon Bradshaw 10. he is just awesome 9. he is great at both fs and racing 8. he has won his first of many to come in the future of world titles 7. he is a smart person both on 2 and 4 wheels 6. he helps out young guns like himself 5. he is the only one who has the right to TAKE OF lol 4.He GOES COMPLETELY ALL OUT!!! 3.HE HAS THE AWESOMEST IDEAS OF WHAT TO DO with that truck 2. he absorbs knowlede like a sponge does water (VERY WELL) 1. HE IS THE ONLY FLIPPIN MOTO/SUPERCROSS RACER. And 1 more time UP, UP, AND AWAY (I used to race) FIRST TIME AND DoNT HATE BCAUSE IM A NEWB AKA NOOB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdemko Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 #7.) Every time he lands Haiti needs more money This made me laugh. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsterjamrulz Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 anything else make ya laugh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Politeness Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 This ain't MJ, but..... Top 10 reasons why Bigfoot 4 owns your soul: #10 He can build a snowman out of rain #9 Only one bomb was dropped on Japan, Nagasaki exploded from the awesomeness that is BF4 #8 Bigfoot 4 made a man out of Bruce Lee, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, and Chuck Norris #7 MC Hammer learned the hard way that BF4 can touch this #6 Bigfoot 4 doesn't wait for something to happen, something waits for Bigfoot 4 #5 On Mortal Kombat, Bigfoot 4 has no moves, it's sheer presence is a kill #4 Bigfoot 4 found the last digit of pi #3 When you insult Bigfoot 4, the next thing you see is the pearly gates #2 Bigfoot 4 has come here to kick @ss and chew bubble gum, and he's all out of gum #1 When Bigfoot 4 crosses the road, no one dares to question his motives Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max-D-Dude Posted February 20, 2011 Author Share Posted February 20, 2011 Ha! 1 and 2 were funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patriotic Canadian Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 Ha! 1 and 2 were funny. this explains the monster truck we saw in the Duke trailer a few weeks ago, its bigfoot 4! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monsterjamrulz Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullofdeath Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 #6.) Karma. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamSteinhauer Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 I'll try one for Jim Koehler 10 Is praised as the inventer of the Holy Crap magnet 9 Would have 11 championships if truck felt like running 8 Heated debates over whether a Chevy Bel-Air can be a monster TRUCK 7 Minneapolis 2010, no more needs to be said 6 Offers proof that he isn't colorblind on an annual basis. 5 Breaks more parts than digger and max d weekly, despite being independent 4 Able to fight fire with fire 3 Screams better than 99% of metal singers 2 Can make a very eloquent interview merely by shouting 'yeah' 1 Do I even need another reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monstabubba Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 one word............ nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zack Posted February 21, 2011 Share Posted February 21, 2011 7 Minneapolis 2010, no more needs to be said . thats frekin funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max-D-Dude Posted February 21, 2011 Author Share Posted February 21, 2011 6432 haha. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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