I'll try one for Jim Koehler
10 Is praised as the inventer of the Holy Crap magnet
9 Would have 11 championships if truck felt like running
8 Heated debates over whether a Chevy Bel-Air can be a monster TRUCK
7 Minneapolis 2010, no more needs to be said
6 Offers proof that he isn't colorblind on an annual basis.
5 Breaks more parts than digger and max d weekly, despite being independent
4 Able to fight fire with fire
3 Screams better than 99% of metal singers
2 Can make a very eloquent interview merely by shouting 'yeah'
1 Do I even need another reason?