This ain't MJ, but.....
Top 10 reasons why Bigfoot 4 owns your soul:
#10 He can build a snowman out of rain
#9 Only one bomb was dropped on Japan, Nagasaki exploded from the awesomeness that is BF4
#8 Bigfoot 4 made a man out of Bruce Lee, John Wayne, Clint Eastwood, and Chuck Norris
#7 MC Hammer learned the hard way that BF4 can touch this
#6 Bigfoot 4 doesn't wait for something to happen, something waits for Bigfoot 4
#5 On Mortal Kombat, Bigfoot 4 has no moves, it's sheer presence is a kill
#4 Bigfoot 4 found the last digit of pi
#3 When you insult Bigfoot 4, the next thing you see is the pearly gates
#2 Bigfoot 4 has come here to kick @ss and chew bubble gum, and he's all out of gum
#1 When Bigfoot 4 crosses the road, no one dares to question his motives