Little tiger3 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Alright anyone have any jokes? Just wondering because i havent heard a good one in awhile. Dont make it to bad though. Keep sim clean! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mdemko Posted August 11, 2012 Popular Post Share Posted August 11, 2012 A cop is driving through a bad neighborhood one night when he spots a little boy walking alone. He asks the boy why he is all alone and the boy replays because he was running away because his mom beats him. The cop asks if he wanted to stay with his father and the boy replays no because he beats him too. Shock, the copy asks the boy where he would like to stay, and the boy replays, "With the Dallas cowboys, because they don't beat anybody." 17 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Richardson Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 You sir, have made my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
obsessionracing Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I have many many jokes, but every one will easily get me banned from this site haha 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crushtation Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Matt,you make me reread so much its that funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJfan48 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 I got a good joke 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see.” “I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” replies Watson. “And what do you deduce from that?” Watson ponders for a minute. “Well, Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. But what does it tell you, Holmes?” Holmes is silent for a moment. “Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JJfan48 Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 "Or both, BAZINGA!" -Sheldon Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mdemko Posted August 11, 2012 Share Posted August 11, 2012 The higg's bozon walks into a church. The priest stops and says, "sorry, we don't allow bozons in here. You will have to leave.". The higgs' bozon the says, "But without me, how can you have mass?". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Erik Show Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Whats the diff. between a bug that lives in sand and a drugged, fail sand castle builder who's aggravated aeeehhh? the bug is a sand peeper and the drugged bozo is a sand bleeper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BMX Dude Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Yo mama's so fat, her drivers license says "picture continued on the other side." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyboy335 Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 hey, hey I have a nascar joke ready? danica patrick 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardRock2Day Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Q.) What's red and looks like a bucket? A.) A Red Bucket. Q.) What's blue and looks like a bucket? A.) A Red Bucket in Disguise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thargo Posted August 15, 2012 Share Posted August 15, 2012 Wanna hear a Monster Jam joke? Chad Fortune's World Finals Runs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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