Tom P. Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Knock Knock Who's There? Humpty Humpty Who? They call me humpty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 Hey, did u guys hear that Richard Sherman, cornerback for the Seattle Seahawks, might be changing his name?? Yea, turns out he's actually a DICK!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double.D ッ Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 If I had a dollar for everytime I laughed in this thread, I'd be in debt. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Outlawed Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 /thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted October 14, 2014 Share Posted October 14, 2014 You're Welcome!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RKM Posted October 18, 2014 Share Posted October 18, 2014 Alright anyone have any jokes? Just wondering because i havent heard a good one in awhile. Dont make it to bad though. Keep sim clean! You do know that is asking quite a lot of us right? That there is a joke itself, also... you should buy a dictionary or use a free one online. This however is one of the greatest if not the absolute greatest thread to grace this site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 What did one frog say to the other frog that just did something stupid?? I TOAD YOU SO!!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maxdfandan555 Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Why was the orchestra given an "R" rating? Too much sax and violins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 2 pretzels were walking down the street 1 WAS ASSAULTED!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Cannon Posted December 22, 2014 Share Posted December 22, 2014 Two Antennas get married. The wedding wasn't very good, but the reception was excellent. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crazyboy335 Posted December 23, 2014 Share Posted December 23, 2014 What's the difference between Matt Cooke and a rabid dog? One of them is an insane creature that tends to kill people. The other is a dog with a disease. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Little Johnny's dad had to go out of town on a business trip. So he squats down to have a serious talk with Johnny. "Johnny, I have to go out of town for a few days. So you have to be the man of the house and take care of everything for me. Can you do that?"Johnny stands up straighter and replies proudly, "I will Dad!"When his Dad came home he asked Johnny how everything was.Johnny said, "Everything's fine now, but we almost lost Mom"Alarmed, Dad asked, "What do you mean?!"Johnny said, "Well, I woke up in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and when I passed your room I heard something and stopped and looked into the room. Mom was yelling, 'Oh God, I'm coming', and if Uncle Bob wasn't holding her down she would have gone!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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