steiale Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I think I have the Best Joke Of All Time: Thank You, Thank You. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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obsessionracing Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I think I have the Best Joke Of All Time Thank You, Thank You. But she did good this year...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I think I have the Best Joke Of All Time: Thank You, Thank You. I got one better. https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Tfy9nR2nWqs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fernBurn Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Two dudes walk into the bar. both take a seat. the 1st dude asks the bartender for some H20. the 2nd dude says "i will have some H2Otoo"......The first man walks out of the bar alive. ......any science folk in here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavySonicShell Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 This thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monsterjamcod0329 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 It all started when I was born... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AaronLurie Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Jews 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SybilSixx66 Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Isn't there already a joke thread a few pages back? Jus' sayin... So yea, I got one. this one may be a little racist but I could use a good flame-war. A white guy, a black guy, and a Mexican decide to go get drunk one night and once they do, they decide to go raid the old farmer's crops. While they're out, he catches them and threatens to shoot them. However, needing some amusement he tells them "Ok, y'all go into the fields and bring me back 100 of your favorite thing you can find" So off they go. The Mexican comes back first and he has jalapenos. The farmer says "Alright, put every one of those up your butt. if you can, I'll let you live but make one sound and I'll shoot." Well, he can't even get one up before he screams, boom. The white guy's back next with grapes. The farmer tells him the same thing. He gets to the 99th one and bursts out laughing. In heaven, the Mexican asks what happened, and he says "I saw our buddy coming back with watermelons!" 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 A rabbi, a priest, and a black guy get on a plane........ AND THEN A MUSLIM HIJACKS IT AND KILLS THEM ALL!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thargo Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 knock knock whos there? dumpster dumpster who? TITAN SMASHED INTO A DUMPSTER AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GOT EM DIDNT SEE THAT ONE COMING DID YOU GET NO SCOPED M8 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylinater Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Dyslexic man walks into a bra 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voth Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 Wanna hear a dirty joke? 2 pigs fell in the mud Wanna here a filthy joke? 3 came out 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double.D ッ Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 I hate you all so much right now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergeant Politeness Posted August 30, 2014 Share Posted August 30, 2014 You ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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