Isn't there already a joke thread a few pages back?
Jus' sayin...
So yea, I got one. this one may be a little racist but I could use a good flame-war.
A white guy, a black guy, and a Mexican decide to go get drunk one night and once they do, they decide to go raid the old farmer's crops. While they're out, he catches them and threatens to shoot them. However, needing some amusement he tells them "Ok, y'all go into the fields and bring me back 100 of your favorite thing you can find" So off they go. The Mexican comes back first and he has jalapenos. The farmer says "Alright, put every one of those up your butt. if you can, I'll let you live but make one sound and I'll shoot." Well, he can't even get one up before he screams, boom. The white guy's back next with grapes. The farmer tells him the same thing. He gets to the 99th one and bursts out laughing. In heaven, the Mexican asks what happened, and he says "I saw our buddy coming back with watermelons!"