mdemko Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him to get to the giraffe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NavySonicShell Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 Here's another one "OOPS I've dropped my headset in my chicken this time." -Aaron Lurie 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenton Ray Posted April 15, 2013 Author Share Posted April 15, 2013 (Guy) exuse me what happeneds if its rains? (Tour guide) oh your gona get wet!!!!! Please park in reverse while going forward Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenton Ray Posted April 16, 2013 Author Share Posted April 16, 2013 turn left at 48 sandwiches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klayton Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 A cow says woof. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Shoe Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Klayton, you just reminded me of the stupidest joke I ever heard. Two cows are in a cow pasture. One cow says to the other "man being a cow really sucks". The other says "yeah. luckily I'm a horse! NEIGHHEYHEY!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metallica530 Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Two fish are swimming up a river, when the run into a concert structure blocking their path. One fish looks to the other and says: "Dam." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bert Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 Sooo there is this husband and wife... Been married for 25 wonderful years....Had 2 great kids..... Fantastic sex life....but in those 25 years not once did they have sex with the lights on... so for their 25th wedding anniversary the wife decided that she will surprise him by turning the lights on.... SO Its their anniversary and they start going at it.... Near the end she Turns the lights on.... The husband is down on her with a vibrator.....The wife is shocked and stunned... The husband goes.... I know what your thinking.... but i'll Explain the vibrator... if you explain the Kids! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAvenger Posted April 16, 2013 Share Posted April 16, 2013 ship your pants or poo your pants http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=xCGfgnU18yk well this is the smallist comedy page here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trenton Ray Posted April 17, 2013 Author Share Posted April 17, 2013 I just shiped my bedXD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Double.D ッ Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 Two flies are on a piece of poo. One fly cuts a fart and the other goes, "Hey, I'm eating here..." Buh dum tss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheAvenger Posted April 17, 2013 Share Posted April 17, 2013 I had a father that was a bad parent and let five year old me watch stuff I shouldn't be watching. Well, I watched Child's Play (aka Chuckie)...And it scared the crap outta me...Well...I had a My Buddy back then, and I told him that I was sorry, but, he had to go. So, before bed I went outside and threw him in the trash can...Well...My mom saw me. And after I went to bed, she took him out of the trash, cleaned him up, and put him on the chair in my room. Let's just say, when I woke up that next morning, and saw him sitting there, I crapped my pants. no u mean u shiped your pantrs LoL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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