April 24, 2016:
As the third season of SMRA starts, we here at DJM & Friends Incorporated can already tell it will be a season to remember, because this will either be the year we go completely bankrupt, or we'll finally bring home the World Finals trophies the team so deserves.
Now that both our East and West teams have completed their first shows, we do have some announcements to make.
First of all, due to having something called a "real life" and it taking prominence over his illustrious Rigs of Rods career that will totally take him farther than any other "real" job, everyone's favorite Co-Owner Mason Runkel will be stepping down from the driver's seat, and his truck will be put into a dusty storage facility. When questioned about his decision, Mason responded, "Stop."
And going with the driver step-downs, I will also be stepping down for this season, and taking a strictly administrative role for the team, and my truck will be placed in the same dusty storage facility as Mason's truck. When questioned, I responded, "Why am I talking to myself? What am I, an asshole?"
So starting today, DJM & Friends Incorporated will be fielding a four truck team. Both touring teams will still be on their respective tours, with Danny and Julio on the East, and Aaron and Jack on the West. We know they will carry the banner for the team, and bring home some trophies.
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